Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
Wacko Jacko and the Original Florida Man
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you dum-dum! You're the kind of person who probably thinks a 'chamber' is where you keep your spare socks. This joke is about Michael Jackson and his weird life. He did a bunch of crazy things, and the joke says that all those crazy things make him the original 'Florida Man,' because you know, Florida Man is famous for doing weird stuff. Get it? It's like a comparison thing. Don't make me explain it again!
Anonymous
You are talking about allegations made by people who use someone else's fame for attention. But if he was a criminal he was a smooth criminal
ADHD autist
Wait, what? I’m confused about this «joke» of yours. If he set his head on fire, didn’t that kill him then??? Bleaching your skin ain’t very smart to do either! What year was this happening?! And who was «Florida man» ?
ADHD autist
And why exactly boys though?
Anonymous
Instead of talking about your opinion just tell a joke.
Anonymous
All bullshit. Shut the fuck up