What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
We’ve got to celebrate our differences 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo. They never got together at all.
Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because my and the gorilla had too much to drink.
What is monkeys favorite position? Donkey Kong
How to become a monkey
Put a red dot on your forehead
Monkey:What ya doing Other monkey:Just you know "Hanging around"
Bad joke right i just can't think of something amazing it's like my brain is "Hanging"
What do you call a monkey in a mine field? BaBOOM
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana? Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because they were too many Cheetahs Zingo
Monkey monkey monkey monkey
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys... Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey?!
Did you know that Helen keller had a pet monkey? No Neither did she
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
monkey eats cheese he was lactoseintolarent