I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
Weโve got to celebrate our differences! ๐ป๐ค๐ต๐ค๐๐ค๐ฎ๐ค๐ฃ๐ค๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ค๐๐ค๐ฅ๐ค๐
If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......
Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga
YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!
Whatโs 8 inches and women scream when they see it? A puppy you dirty monkey ๐
Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because me and the gorilla had too much to drink?
What is monkeys favorite position? Donkey Kong
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
Monkey: What ya doing?
Other monkey: Just you know, "hanging around."
Bad joke, right? I just can't think of something amazing. It's like my brain is "hanging."
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
Monkey monkey monkey monkey
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys... Huh, I donโt recall ever eating a monkey?!
Why canโt monkeys play in the jungle? Because they were too many Cheetahs Zingo
Did you know that Helen keller had a pet monkey? No Neither did she
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...
It was wrong on so many levels.
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
