A blind old guy asked me if I had any money to spare. I laughed and said I had a gold tooth... I don't have any now.
A man with 20 dolars walked into Dave & Busters. He went to the bathrom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.
My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.
Like bitch we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.
my money dont jiggle jiggle it folds i want to see you wiggle wiggle for sure
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common ? They both charge.
My wife called me ugly and then when she fount out how much money i actually make she called me ugly and broke
I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT"
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side
“If you’re good at something, never do it for free. "
Rapboats mom charges $5 a blowie
BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH
If, Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money. P.S.. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to 'When You Wish Upon A Window', with the castle being the Blue Peter ship, instead.
Little Johnny got told by his friend that if you go to your parents and say : I know the truth they give you money so little Johnny says to his mum I know the truth so his mum hands him 20 dollars and tells him not to tell anyone so when little Johnny’s dad gets home little Johnny says I know the truth his dad hands him $50 and says not to tell anyone so little Johnny try’s it on the post man and says I know the truth and the post man says come here son
Why do you go to the bank. Do get money. When do you Run from the bank. When the cops come.
A man is dating three women and has to choose which one he'll marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money. The first woman does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits to look sexy for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money,.....Then he married the one with the biggest breasts.
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18 - 24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills she would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA
why did the hobo go back to the future.
to stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino macine.
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . . .
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 1) To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES
