Momma Jokes

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds, "Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"

Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.

Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.

Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.

Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.

Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!

Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!

Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!

Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Your momma is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.