Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!
Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!
Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Your momma is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.