I was listening to my children praying. And my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?" I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings are born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother." She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month. Like the other ones that ran away.
YO MOMMA SO FAKE EVEN BARBIE GOT JEALOUS OF HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YO MOMMA SO SKINNY SHE WIPES WITH FLOSS!!!!!!!
Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!
Your momma is so fat she don't need wifi she is already world wide
You’re momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
yo momma more like g0z the clown
Your momma so stupid when someone said it’s chilly outside she brought a spoon and bowl
Boy- your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster Quiet kid- your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
JOE MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SANTA CAME DOWN THE CHIMNEY HE SAID HO HO HOLY CRAP
Your momma so fat when she asked for a water bed . she go t a concrete bed.
Yo momma so hungry that she ate ur peanuts
Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.
when your wife gets pregnet and you dont want a kid just come on down to momma mias pizzareia and abortion clinic!
joe momMa
ur momma is so fat, the whole earth falls down to 100000000ft
Shipmate: captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now! Captain:my momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
Your mommas so depressed she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die
5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off and bumped his head momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"
