Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.
Yo momma so fat!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.
Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
