Slenderman jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.

Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.

It's also why he has no eyes.

W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.

Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.

1 like = 1 more child in my blender.

My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."

- One of the thousands of missing children.

Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.

My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. She told me that there was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.

My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."