Slenderman jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.

Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.

It's also why he has no eyes.

W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.

Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.

1 like = 1 more child in my blender.

Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

What does your mom and a slinky have in common?

They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.

Instead of Edward Scissorhands, I’m Edwardscissor wrists.