Slenderman jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.

Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.

It's also why he has no eyes.

W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.

Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.

So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.

Too bad he left him hanging.

1 like = 1 more child in my blender.

Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*

Do you want to know how to make a Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!

Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.