Slenderman jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.

Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.

It's also why he has no eyes.

Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.

W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.

Skinny deformed creature in the distance.

OMG guys, I finally did it. I made a head slicey boy. I have headless.

When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.

There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?

He's Dahmer's son @domink.

This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.

So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."

Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."

Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"