Momma jokes

Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!

Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!

Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!

Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Your momma is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.