New Momma Jokes

Yo momma's an AISH worker.

Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.

I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.

Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.

I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.

Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.

Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.

"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.

"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.

Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.

What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.

A note for my History Teacher:

Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack Mr. Khan and give him a big fat whack 'cause his teaching's got lack, his system I will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack. I'll throw him on the clothing rack. On his seat I'll put thumb tacks, I'll break his momma's back... and he'll never come back.

One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?

Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"

Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.

Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.

Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.