I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
Yo momma is so ugly she made my happy meal cry
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Rapeboat so fat became yo momma look thin
Your momma so old she has been a waitress at the last supper
What’s momma bear’s favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
Yo momma so fat when she tried to hang herself the noose broke.
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
A note for my History Teacher:
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Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in Varian And The Seven Kingdoms
Your momma so ugly when the kool-aid man burst in the door he said oh noo
Your momma so stupid she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL
Yo momma's decided to go to KFC, until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and cashier said ''here is the reciept'' now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spended more than drakes net worth that he can even lend, she went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food, by the second they see the plates empty, and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she dissappear's, its a beatiful sunny day.
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomer rang, it refused to come back.
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slew down.
