Momma jokes

Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.

Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.

Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.

Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.

I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.

Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.

I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.

Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.

Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.

"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.

"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.

Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.

What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.

A note for my History Teacher:

Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack Mr. Khan and give him a big fat whack 'cause his teaching's got lack, his system I will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack. I'll throw him on the clothing rack. On his seat I'll put thumb tacks, I'll break his momma's back... and he'll never come back.

One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?

Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"

Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.

Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.