Momma jokes
Yo momma so dumb, she thought this joke was funny.
Yo momma so ugly, they celebrate her face every Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly she scares herself when she looks in the mirror.
Yo momma so ugly, your grandma wanted to name her Abomination, but the registries agent changed it.
Yo momma so dumb, she failed movie day.
Yo momma is so fat that the ground shakes a lot as she walks.
Your momma so slutty, she masturbates with the Calgary Tower.
Yo Momma so slutty she uses a SpaceX rocket as a dildo.
Yo momma so old, she was at Cain and Abel's baby shower.
Your momma is so fat, she eats insulation and thinks it's cotton candy.
Yo momma so ugly, she got a job ringing the bells at Notre Dame.
Yo momma so slutty, she won't even be offended by this joke.
Yo momma so slutty, when she got a throat swab, the lab found eight different types of semen on her tonsils.
Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.
Yo momma's an ICE agent!
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.
What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?
A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.
Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.