Momma jokes
Yo momma so slutty, when she got a throat swab, the lab found eight different types of semen on her tonsils.
Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.
Yo momma's an ICE agent!
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.
What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?
A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.
Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.
Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.
Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.
Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.