Momma jokes
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.
Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!
Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
Once, a mother worked in an orphanage as a cooker. She had a son and a daughter—twins.
When she was going to her work, she decided to take the twins with her. They were happy, they got ready and played with other children while their mother was cooking for other kids. Then, a poor family entered the orphanage. They said they wanted to adopt twins. As soon as they saw the children playing, they noticed the woman's kids. They said they wanted to adopt them. The manager said they weren't orphans, but before he said it, a teacher accidentally gave them to the poor family under the names of Layla and Logan. The kids were Kyle and Kayla. They went away with their new children, but the kids cried, they said they weren't orphans and that their mother was in the orphanage, cooking. The poor family didn't believe, they thought it was the children's reaction of getting adopted. The woman went outside of the kitchen, she didn't see her children. She asked the teacher... And when she found out, she screamed and ran outside. She was running at the poor family, when they thought she was a psychopath and wanted to kill them.
When Kyle and Kayla looked back, they saw their mother. They swung their hands so the poor family could let them away. They ran to their mother and hugged her. The poor family got shocked and called the cops. But the mother, she showed the documents and her parent rights. This all explains the worst joke, "Yo Momma Lost Ya."