Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about exaggerating how obese your mom is. Like, she's so massive that instead of filling a water bed with water, they just covered the whole ocean with a blanket for her. You probably think that's normal, you fat!