Mom jokes
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
Mom! (DYM 3)
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
Me: I have a dream.
Mom: What?
Me: For you to fucking shut up.
Memes
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.
Connor: Hi Mom.
Mom:
Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."
What did the mom say to the baby?
My mom
Your mom dot com.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights.
I hung something else instead.
You look like your mom and your dad had a child.