Mom jokes
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
My mom said, "Hey, come over here."
I responded, "Too late, Mom!"
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
A kid decided to burn his house down.
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
Where's your mom at?
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
Mom! (DYM 3)