Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
Your mom.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."
What did the mom say to the baby?
Connor: Hi Mom.
Mom:
Connor: I forgot I'm adopted to 2 dads!
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
My mom
Your mom dot com.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and thatβs how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
As soon as I saw your mom, my Premature Ejaculation went off.
I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.
Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.
Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.
I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.
Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.
Your mom has quite the mouth on her.
As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! π π π
