Mom jokes

I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.

Little Johnny walked into his house. He heard a banging sound from up above and decided to investigate. He opened the door to his parents' room and saw his naked mom and the woman next door. He thought they were wrestling and decided to join in.

My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.

When you go to your friend's house to fuck her brother, but realize he's your brother from your mom's side.

Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.

So I was at home, and I went to take a shower, and I accidentally walked in on my brother having sex with some girl. So I left. A couple minutes later, I needed my headphones to listen to music, so I asked my mom where she was. She told me she was in the shower. Our house only has one bathroom. Sweet home Alabama.

Why did your mom cross the road?

You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.

What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?

The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"

Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"

Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.

This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)

My mom said the happier a person is when sick, the sooner they get better.

So I went to the hospital, hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.

Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.

When your mom says, "Go to bed," but you reply with, "But Mom, I need help because it is inside, but we are outside."

So you mom call she side when Covin come home?

I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?

Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.

Wanna hear a joke?

YOUR MOM!

OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!

A kid gets home from school and finds his mom and dad having sex. The kid asks, "What are you doing, Dad?" The dad replies, "Having sex with your mom, son," and he starts laughing.

The next day, Dad gets home from work and finds his son having sex with his nan. The dad shouts, "What the hell are you doing, son?" The kid replies, "It's not funny when it's your mom, is it?"

Hey, Mom, I am ugly.

"Facts," my mom says.

Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."

So my mom said, "Did you do your homework?" Well, I say yes, and in the hour, I yelled, "This is fake, not real!" 😅😅😅