Mom jokes

Your mom gay.

Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.

My mom said the happier a person is when sick, the sooner they get better.

So I went to the hospital, hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.

Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.

I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.

Wanna hear a joke?

YOUR MOM!

OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!

A kid gets home from school and finds his mom and dad having sex. The kid asks, "What are you doing, Dad?" The dad replies, "Having sex with your mom, son," and he starts laughing.

The next day, Dad gets home from work and finds his son having sex with his nan. The dad shouts, "What the hell are you doing, son?" The kid replies, "It's not funny when it's your mom, is it?"

My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.

I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."

Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.

So I was at home, and I went to take a shower, and I accidentally walked in on my brother having sex with some girl. So I left. A couple minutes later, I needed my headphones to listen to music, so I asked my mom where she was. She told me she was in the shower. Our house only has one bathroom. Sweet home Alabama.

What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?

"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"

Why did your mom cross the road?

You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.

When your mom says, "Go to bed," but you reply with, "But Mom, I need help because it is inside, but we are outside."

So you mom call she side when Covin come home?

So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.

He'll probably leave her alone now.

He doesn't eat vegetables.

Me telling my parents I'm depressed: my parents, "No, you're just a little stressed and want attention, am I right?" My depression worsening, me: "Yeah, you're totally right mom..." Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide.....

I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?

Hey, Mom, I am ugly.

"Facts," my mom says.