Mom jokes
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
Last night I had a dream of lead, but your mom won't let me tell you.
The person I hate: Omg, my mom and dad just died.
Me: Omg, I am so sorry, don't worry.
The person I hate: I have a boyfriend.
Me: Well, I have a mom and dad.
The person I hate: Rood.
Me: Shut up.
One day, Little Johnny needs to use the bathroom. His mom is in there, so he went in to use it and asked his mom, "What is that between your legs?"
His mom told him that is her bush. Then the next day the same thing happened, but with his dad. He asked his dad, "What is that between his legs?" He said, "My snake."
The same thing happened one more time, except with his grandmother. Little Johnny asked grandma what is on her chest. She said, "My headlights."
One night, Little Johnny caught his parents doing something naughty. Then he said, "Grandma, grandma, turn on your headlights! Daddy's snake is trying to get into mommy's bush!"
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.
Me: Mom, we made a cake.
Bully: Guess what?
Me: What?
Bully: Nobody cares!
Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
Heyyy, in the last six months, [I had] 4 suicide attempts, broke up with 3 girls, and my mom went on drugs.
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
My mom told me she couldn't open the garage door. Then it opened up to me that it wasn't broke anymore.
Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!