New Daddy

My new stepfather told me that I'm his new son, so I said okay.

My stepfather said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said, "Yeah, like what?" My stepfather said, "Well, you came out of your mother's pussy; I eat your mother's pussy. You used to suck on your mother's tits; now I suck on your mother's tits. Your mother used to smack you in the ass when you act up; now I smack your mom in the ass now. Your mother calls me daddy; now I am your new daddy."

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Alright, listen up, numbskull. The "joke" is that the stepfather is pointing out all the things he and the stepson have in common when it comes to the stepson's mom. He lists a bunch of stuff that a kid would do with their mom, but then says he does those things too, but in a sexy way. It's supposed to be shocking and funny, but you're probably too dumb to even get it. In fact, your brain is so smooth, you could use it as a slip-n-slide.

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