yuh mom
kid: ur mom orphan: (cries)
Mom Iām pregnant are you drunk why because your boy
Your mom Gya
your mom is a mom!!
ur moms a lead Poe
You moms so fat when she entered a fat contest that said sorry no professional
My dad never came back with the milk my mom told me he's in the army
Your mom so fat she fell
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
Your mom!
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
