Mom jokes
One day, Little Johnny needs to use the bathroom. His mom is in there, so he went in to use it and asked his mom, "What is that between your legs?"
His mom told him that is her bush. Then the next day the same thing happened, but with his dad. He asked his dad, "What is that between his legs?" He said, "My snake."
The same thing happened one more time, except with his grandmother. Little Johnny asked grandma what is on her chest. She said, "My headlights."
One night, Little Johnny caught his parents doing something naughty. Then he said, "Grandma, grandma, turn on your headlights! Daddy's snake is trying to get into mommy's bush!"
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
Heyyy, in the last six months, [I had] 4 suicide attempts, broke up with 3 girls, and my mom went on drugs.
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
Me: Mom, we made a cake.
Bully: Guess what?
Me: What?
Bully: Nobody cares!
Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
My mom told me she couldn't open the garage door. Then it opened up to me that it wasn't broke anymore.
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
My Dad keeps beating me and my mom. Please call the police. My name is Jacob Upchurch.
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
I was born on the moon.
Yeah, my mom was high, and my dad was down to earth.