What did your mom get for Christmas?
A big black horse dildo.
Christmas Present
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The "joke" is that instead of getting a normal Christmas present, the person's mom got a big black horse dildo. It's supposed to be shocking and funny because it's unexpected and kinda vulgar, which you probably are because you thought this was funny.
zahzee
Remove this wee-wart-btwn-his-legs 1D1OT scribble.
Anonymous
LOL