Anne

Anne jokes

Story

  • Lemme tell you a little story.

    It’s night. You’re in your room, trying to sleep. But you keep hearing it—scratching. Soft at first. Like fingernails on wood. You tell yourself it’s rats, or the house settling. But it keeps going. Slow... then faster.

    So finally, you get outta bed. You get on your hands and knees, put your ear to the floor. And you hear it. A voice. Whispers. Crying.

    Your heart’s pounding. You grab a crowbar. You pry up the floorboards. One by one. Your sweat’s dripping into the dust. The noise gets louder.

    And finally... you peel back the last plank.

    And you see these eyes. Wide and terrified. And a pale little face staring up at you.

    BOOOOOOO!!!!

    It’s Anne Frank.

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  • Man

  • Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?

    No, I'm blind.

    Stop ruining my jokes.

    Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?

    It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.

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  • Divorce

  • British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment.

    Her husband couldn't fuck her the way her stupidity could.

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  • Hitler

  • I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.

    But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.

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  • Museum

  • The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."

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  • Community talk

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