Playstation jokes
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.
I got a PS5 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.
Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
TWISTED METAL
Bro im 15 why do i feel so fucking old 😭
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