Playstation jokes

What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?

They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.

What was the orphan's first video game console?

PS5 because it has no home button.

Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.

Why can't orphans close their video games?

Because they can't find the home button.

What are the first four letters of the alphabet?

Mum: (noticing the child's hair is too long) "You need a haircut."

Brother: (winning a game on PlayStation) "Yes! Get in!"

Uncle: (making plans) "We're gonna go and see The Bodyguard."

Aunt: (singing a song from the show after overhearing the conversation) "I have nothing, nothing, nothing... if I don't have you."

Next day...

Student: I know the alphabet.

Teacher: OK, go on.

Student: "You need a haircut."

Teacher: How dare you make comments like this! Do you want to go to the headteacher?

Student: "Yes! Get in!"

Teacher: What do you think you're going to be doing?

Student: "We're gonna go and see The Bodyguard."

*In headteacher's office*

Headteacher: Now, I hear you were very rude to the literacy teacher earlier. What do you have to say for yourself?

Student: "I have nothing, nothing, nothing... if I don't have you."

I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.

What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?

Kids turn them on.

"SpaStics on aplastic. Add me on ps4 SpaZZagaZZa54."

I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?

I'm on PS4, by the way!

My name: Box3d_by_Clapped

I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.

Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.

What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...

They're both plastic and kids turn them on.