Memory jokes

A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.

I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.

Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.

They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?

It had excellent mussel memory.