Memory jokes

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!

My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.

Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

Hi, what's your name?

I don't know, I'm disabled.

How many apps did he download?

Well, he did run out of storage.

A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.

I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.

Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.

They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?

It had excellent mussel memory.