I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Roses are red voilents are blue when I take out the Trash I remember you
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.
My name is Joe Biden, and I forgot this message.
my dad died in 911... he was the best pilot I know
When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
10 years ago my dad said i should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... i still eat cereal with water sadly
I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.
His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."
My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.
