Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Roses are red voilents are blue when I take out the Trash I remember you
Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.
I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.
When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.