My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.
I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Roses are red voilents are blue when I take out the Trash I remember you
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
My name is Joe Biden, and I forgot this message.
my dad died in 911... he was the best pilot I know
When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
