Memory jokes

THIS IS A RHYME

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna.

Jill said yes as he grabbed her dress,

and they had a little fun.

Jill forgot her pills so now they have a son.

My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

When I self-harmed one day, my mother told me that it cut her deep. We both found that very amusing.

A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."

I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"

Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.

I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.

I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.

Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?

It reminds him of last night.

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.

I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......

My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.

Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.

Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.

Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!

I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.

A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.

Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.