Scoreboard jokes

Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.

If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?

Because they can't reach home.

I scored.

There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.

Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.

The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.

In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.

What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?

Eight-nothing.

I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.

And then it hit me.