A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer And then It hit me
why cant an orphan win a baseball game? Because they can't reach home
Columbine high basketball team will be never good again after they lost their 2 best shooters
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard..
