What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam. When he stuck it in, I started to squirm, so he held onto my shoulder.
I thought it was going well, until he grabbed my other shoulder as well.
Are you the voices I've been hearing?
Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? A trip without kids.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
Doctor asks his patient, "What is your zodiac sign?"
Patient replies, "Cancer." Doctor says, "What a coincidence!"
The only doctor you have is Doctor Pepper.
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.