Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
Doctor asks his patient, "What is your zodiac sign?"
Patient replies, "Cancer." Doctor says, "What a coincidence!"
The only doctor you have is Doctor Pepper.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
