What do you call black Man having a seizure? Chocolate shake
well i was gonna make a joke about drunk people but that would be good for the health
Why is there no chemists in Africa? Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says: 'Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears, says 'But doctor... I am Pagliacci.'
John pretended to be a doctor. Motu came to him. He said "I lost my hunger". John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said "Your hunger is back!" Then,Motu said "I lost my taste." John said "Number 1,bring some water." Motu drank it and said "This is petrol!" John said "Your taste is back!" Motu said "I lost my memory." John said "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said "But Number 1 brought water." John said "Your memory is back!"
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN’S JOKES are the disease
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today. Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow? Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you. Orphan: Why? Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
Woman: Doctor doctor I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you
i work on medicine my jod is to smell it to see if its bad :)
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD? A trip without kids.
Doctor ask his patient "what is your zodiac sign?". Patient replies cancer, Doctor says what a coincidence.
Why can't people in africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
imagine this senario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "you have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc" and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
doctors in the middle ages, Plague doctor: "i must have some herbs to block out bad air" docters now: "God, wtf were we doing back then"
A midget had a disease and the cure was on the highest shelf
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics , It should be a piece of cake !
There are pain killers but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
