Media jokes
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.
Game of Thrones season 8.
What's a furry's favorite news network? Fox!
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
PORNHUB
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer? A: Flanders Red Ale.
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
What is black and white and red all over?
... a newspaper!
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily!
Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.