Media jokes
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
What is black and white and red all over?
... a newspaper!
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily!
Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
Sans
I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.
What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
This is the biggest joke ever - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5j-BH_WdBXdzeoOdG2v2dA