Media jokes
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”
was (DYM 90).
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.
Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?
Because they fear him.
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
Why do people watch hentai?
Because they are as fake as pornstars are.
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE.
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"