MamaAnonymous7 years agoYo mama so fat,She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
MamaAnonymous7 years agoYo mama's so ugly, and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings.
NewspaperAnonymous8 years agoHow do you stop your newspaper from flying away in the wind? -- Use a news anchor.