Media

Media Jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat,

She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.

(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)

Mama

Yo mama's so ugly, and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings.

Newspaper

How do you stop your newspaper from flying away in the wind? -- Use a news anchor.