Media jokes
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
Anime is good, like for yes, dislike for no. Comments for thoughts.
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
When people make accounts about you and a category.
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
Spongulbub
Spingebinge
Sponk
Spunkulbub
Bobspunge
Spong
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
Me: I'm retarded.
Teacher: Why?
Me: It took me 2 hours to see "60 Minutes."
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!