ME jokes

Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*

Me: Uh, male?..

Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*

Me: You silly goose.

*Silence for like three seconds*

Me: Still male though-

Kid: Who is your mom?

Orphan: They left me😭

What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.

This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.

This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL

This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.

Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.

A man came up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter... how dairy!

Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."

Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"

Someone: . . .

Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.

Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.

Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.

Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.

I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.

Let me know if you can't cum.

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?

Wanna hear a joke? Me.

I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿‍♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭

I gave an emo kid money.

He gave me the great depression.

I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."