ME jokes
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
Who likes dick? Answer me!
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! I'll be in court.
Give me followers instantly!
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes.
So she gave me a hug.
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
Want to do a titcock dance with me?
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"