Adoption Trip

Anonymous

3 years ago

Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?

Dad: Sure, Alex!

Dad: We're here!

Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!

Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. The "dad" is Alex's real dad... because Alex grew up in the orphanage. That orphanage manager knows what's up, but Alex? Not so much. You probably didn't get it because you're too busy trying to figure out how to open a jar of pickles. Sad!

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