A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk...
His wife was up waiting for him...
"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled
He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."
what number is better than 69? 88 cause you get ate twice.
At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry? Cuz they ruined the pentagon
What is the similarity between maths and buildings? Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization. Al-gebra.
imagine this: u at math class. Teacher asks you “wut 11*11”. You say “120”. Teach syas “wrong!” You say “how off was I?” Teach says “1” me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or smth liek tht
Why is evry number scared of 7
Because 7,eat8. 9
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
The devils number is 346 because you will be in jail.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
money+money=MONEY
Which Book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible Plot Twist?
-The math Book📘🔢. Suddenly letters 🔠 appear in the calculations...
Q: what 1+1 2+2 4+4 8+8 name a vegetable
A: carrot🥕
What does Micheal Jackson and maths have in common they are both hard for kids
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
whats 9+10? 21
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?” Johnny: “A new bike”.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape
What dos 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
