Mathematics

Mathematics jokes

What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?

A hypoteNUSE!

A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.

His wife was up waiting for him.

"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.

He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."

Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:

"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."

Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.

Wait till the end.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!

If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.