Mathematics jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
Why are lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.
His wife was up waiting for him.
"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.
He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
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"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
69.