Mathematics jokes
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.
His wife was up waiting for him.
"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.
He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
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"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
69.
(6x9)+6+9=69
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.