Mathematics

Mathematics jokes

What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?

A hypoteNUSE!

A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.

His wife was up waiting for him.

"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.

He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."

What number is better than 69?

88 'cause you get ate twice.

Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:

"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."

Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.