What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
69.
(6x9)+6+9=69
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.
If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
