What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
imagine this: u at math class. Teacher asks you “wut 11*11”. You say “120”. Teach syas “wrong!” You say “how off was I?” Teach says “1” me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or smth liek tht
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
The devils number is 346 because you will be in jail.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
money + money = MONEY
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
