What do you call 8 x 3.14? Octopi
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: "you mathematicians don't know your limits."
What’s a teacher favorite tree
A geometry
How did number 1 kindly make number 2? I got my ass kicked lets be friends ?
what did one negative say to the other negative, together we can make a postitive
what did the atom say to the positive in math class. We could make a positive number
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have?
Who invented fractions? -- Henry the 1/8.
If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers, and says, "You guys should know your limits."
How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?
Calculator!
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
