What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six).
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
Hello 🤩 I'm here to ask, are there more doors or wheels? Like for doors, dislike for wheels. Comment for your reasons. I'm interested to see what will happen.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, "Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?"
Teacher: What's 3 minus 1? Me: I don't know. Teacher: How about this, you have three cakes, I take one. How many cakes do you have? Me: Three. Teacher: If I take one cake from your three, what do you have? Me: Three cakes and a dead teacher.
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
