What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
What is half of nine?
"ni"
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!