What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
Mathematics Jokes
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
What's 9 + 10?
21
What's 1 + 1?
Pick a number, syckkkkkkk, that’s the wrong number.
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
2+2=🐟
2 times 4 equals 18?
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
