Mathematics jokes
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
money + money = MONEY
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...