Why is North Korea so good at Geometry? Because they have a supreme ruler.
timmy has 5 apples,
his train is 7 minutes early
calculate the mass of the sun
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period.
why is calculus called calc? because you need a calculator. lol
What is the highest number?
420
How many times does 42 go into 9? Get in the van to find out.
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It Was More Than 90*
Solve this equation: a gay boy+a whole lots a drugs
A hyped up f'ing machine
1 and 2 fell in love. The 2 said, "You're the only 1 for me!"
What's the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
My dad told me i'm a failure... I failed a math's test. Good thing theres a pole outside my house.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering.
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
8008135 is my favorite number. The worst ratio is 6:9. And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?' Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six two.
3+3=****
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.
How do trees calculate square roots. They use log-arithms.
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
You know what’s odd?
Every other number
