What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
What's 9 + 10?
21
What's 1 + 1?
Pick a number, syckkkkkkk, that’s the wrong number.
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
2+2=🐟
2 times 4 equals 18?
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
