Mathematics

Mathematics jokes

Twin Towers

What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.

On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?

Because they have all the angles covered.

Why was the math book sad at the rapper?

Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.

Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.