Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
Mathematics Jokes
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What comes after 69?
Period.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
Why are lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.
His wife was up waiting for him.
"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.
He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."