Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11
What comes after 69 Period
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS
A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk...
His wife was up waiting for him...
"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled
He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."
what number is better than 69? 88 cause you get ate twice.
At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry? Cuz they ruined the pentagon
What is the similarity between maths and buildings? Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization. Al-gebra.
imagine this: u at math class. Teacher asks you “wut 11*11”. You say “120”. Teach syas “wrong!” You say “how off was I?” Teach says “1” me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or smth liek tht
Why is evry number scared of 7
Because 7,eat8. 9
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
The devils number is 346 because you will be in jail.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
money+money=MONEY
Which Book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible Plot Twist?
-The math Book📘🔢. Suddenly letters 🔠 appear in the calculations...
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
Q: what 1+1 2+2 4+4 8+8 name a vegetable
A: carrot🥕
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
