Mathematics jokes
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.
You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.
How do you flatten curves?
With an abortion.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What comes after 69?
Period.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.