Mathematics

Mathematics jokes

Why was the math book sad at the rapper?

Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.

Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.

What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?

A hypoteNUSE!

A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.

His wife was up waiting for him.

"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.

He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."