Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What comes after 69?
Period.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.
His wife was up waiting for him.
"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.
He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."
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Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
