Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11
What comes after 69 Period
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.
His wife was up waiting for him.
"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.
He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
what number is better than 69? 88 cause you get ate twice.
(6x9)+6+9=69
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.
If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry? Cuz they ruined the pentagon
What is the similarity between maths and buildings? Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization. Al-gebra.
