Mathematics

Mathematics Jokes

Book

I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.

Van

How many times does 50 fit into 9?

Get in a van and find out!

Rapper

Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?

Because they have all the angles covered.

Math book

Why was the math book sad at the rapper?

Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.

Line

Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.

Math

What do math and me on P-hub have in common?

They are both hard.

Algebra

I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.

Kid

What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?

A hypoteNUSE!

Professor

A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.

His wife was up waiting for him.

"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.

He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."