Mathematics jokes
Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
89 cows = 0 cows.
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
A girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word opposite of BYE. Then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You octoply, obviously.
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)