Mathematics jokes
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.
Lenda: Hey, can you help me with my homework, please?!
Genda: Okay, and if I do, you won't make a fuss about it!
Lenda: I'll try!
3 mins later.
Genda: THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER!
Lenda: Then what is 90 million?
Genda: WHA WHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda mocking her: WHA OH YEAH YOU ARE A TERRIBLE TUTOR!!!!!!!!
4 mins later.
Genda: What is the capitol of watchington?
Lenda: Uh.....Idaho!
Genda being sarcastic: Yes...it is not the capitol of watchington...BECAUSE IT IS A STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda: Oh, you mean Iowa!
Genda: UHHHHHHHHHHHH CUSS WORD!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda: U can't help that I'm the smart one...okay sweetie now you go be dumb and I go be smart! LATER SISTER! Oh wait, can you help me with my homework?
Genda: NO! You the smart one so you do it!
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
89 cows = 0 cows.
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.