Mathematics jokes
When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.