When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.