Mathematics jokes
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.