Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
money + money = MONEY
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
