9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
