What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Mathematics Jokes
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
