Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.
Person 1: How smart are you? Person 2: Really smart Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2 how many are left? Person 2: 1 ghost is left Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!!!
How many times can u subtract 10 from 100? Once. The Next Time you would be subtracting 10 from 90
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You Octoply obviously
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
whys 1 equal 22? 4 is to buzzy and 0ne has the 21s to 4!
Type this in your calculator: 5 days a week (type in 5), 6 different classes (type in 6), 7 hours a day (type in 7), x 2 semesters (type in 2), = flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dating a girl and studying mathematics. Both gave a headache
What do squats eat? Numbers
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't.
Flip 1134 over on a calculator.
Happy holidays.
Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.
Calculate my dick, virgins
I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 5 percent?
Whats 9 divided by 11
Well i know its less than two alright
