Mathematics jokes
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
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Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?
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What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
Why is everyone scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.