Mathematics jokes
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
What's 2+2?
4.
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
3.14% of sailors are... π-rates.
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, "Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?"
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
Number.