Mathematics jokes
Do this on a calculator.
There was this girl who was (13) but she wanted to be (84) but she was (45) but the doctor said (0). He said take these tablets (2x) a day, but she took them (4x) a day, and she ended up boobless.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
Memes
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
was (DYM 144).
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!