Mathematics jokes
So 666-3629, so get it?
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
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Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
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Do this on a calculator.
There was this girl who was (13) but she wanted to be (84) but she was (45) but the doctor said (0). He said take these tablets (2x) a day, but she took them (4x) a day, and she ended up boobless.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
was (DYM 144).
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"