Mathematics jokes
2+2=š
What does the B in BenoƮt B. Mandelbrot stand for?
BenoƮt B. Mandelbrot.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
Lenda: Hey, can you help me with my homework, please?!
Genda: Okay, and if I do, you won't make a fuss about it!
Lenda: I'll try!
3 mins later.
Genda: THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER!
Lenda: Then what is 90 million?
Genda: WHA WHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda mocking her: WHA OH YEAH YOU ARE A TERRIBLE TUTOR!!!!!!!!
4 mins later.
Genda: What is the capitol of watchington?
Lenda: Uh.....Idaho!
Genda being sarcastic: Yes...it is not the capitol of watchington...BECAUSE IT IS A STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda: Oh, you mean Iowa!
Genda: UHHHHHHHHHHHH CUSS WORD!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda: U can't help that I'm the smart one...okay sweetie now you go be dumb and I go be smart! LATER SISTER! Oh wait, can you help me with my homework?
Genda: NO! You the smart one so you do it!
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Penis enters my dad and sister.
Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?
There are 20 8 year olds.
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
If a girl says no twice š¤.
Mathematically thatās a yes, so youāre good to go!
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Seven ate nine!