Mathematics jokes
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.
How do you count cows with a cowculator?
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You octoply, obviously.
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!
Why does a Mexican want to learn math?
To study perimeter.
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.
How do you flatten curves?
With an abortion.
What did 0 say to 8?
"Hey, nice belt!"
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
What is half of nine?
"ni"
Lenda: Hey, can you help me with my homework, please?!
Genda: Okay, and if I do, you won't make a fuss about it!
Lenda: I'll try!
3 mins later.
Genda: THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER!
Lenda: Then what is 90 million?
Genda: WHA WHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda mocking her: WHA OH YEAH YOU ARE A TERRIBLE TUTOR!!!!!!!!
4 mins later.
Genda: What is the capitol of watchington?
Lenda: Uh.....Idaho!
Genda being sarcastic: Yes...it is not the capitol of watchington...BECAUSE IT IS A STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda: Oh, you mean Iowa!
Genda: UHHHHHHHHHHHH CUSS WORD!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda: U can't help that I'm the smart one...okay sweetie now you go be dumb and I go be smart! LATER SISTER! Oh wait, can you help me with my homework?
Genda: NO! You the smart one so you do it!
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.