Mathematics jokes
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40.”
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?
Calculator!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
Pick a number, syckkkkkkk, that’s the wrong number.
Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
2+2=7
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.