Mathematics jokes
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
2 times 4 equals 18?
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What is half of nine?
"ni"
The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
Google search = 3.141592...
A rhombus.
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
2+2=🐟
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
Lenda: Hey, can you help me with my homework, please?!
Genda: Okay, and if I do, you won't make a fuss about it!
Lenda: I'll try!
3 mins later.
Genda: THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER!
Lenda: Then what is 90 million?
Genda: WHA WHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda mocking her: WHA OH YEAH YOU ARE A TERRIBLE TUTOR!!!!!!!!
4 mins later.
Genda: What is the capitol of watchington?
Lenda: Uh.....Idaho!
Genda being sarcastic: Yes...it is not the capitol of watchington...BECAUSE IT IS A STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda: Oh, you mean Iowa!
Genda: UHHHHHHHHHHHH CUSS WORD!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda: U can't help that I'm the smart one...okay sweetie now you go be dumb and I go be smart! LATER SISTER! Oh wait, can you help me with my homework?
Genda: NO! You the smart one so you do it!
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.