Mathematics jokes
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
So 666-3629, so get it?
What is ioooooooo?
12312312344567890
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
Memes
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
2+2=🐟
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
Lenda: Hey, can you help me with my homework, please?!
Genda: Okay, and if I do, you won't make a fuss about it!
Lenda: I'll try!
3 mins later.
Genda: THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER!
Lenda: Then what is 90 million?
Genda: WHA WHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda mocking her: WHA OH YEAH YOU ARE A TERRIBLE TUTOR!!!!!!!!
4 mins later.
Genda: What is the capitol of watchington?
Lenda: Uh.....Idaho!
Genda being sarcastic: Yes...it is not the capitol of watchington...BECAUSE IT IS A STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda: Oh, you mean Iowa!
Genda: UHHHHHHHHHHHH CUSS WORD!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda: U can't help that I'm the smart one...okay sweetie now you go be dumb and I go be smart! LATER SISTER! Oh wait, can you help me with my homework?
Genda: NO! You the smart one so you do it!
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Penis enters my dad and sister.
Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?
There are 20 8 year olds.