Mathematics jokes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.

But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.

I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!

What do math and me on P-hub have in common?

They are both hard.

Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.

Why is 19 afraid?

Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.

I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.

I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.

2+2=🐟

What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoît B. Mandelbrot.

Why is 1 equal to 22?

4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!

Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.

Why did the rapper go to school?

To improve his FLOW-CULUS.

59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!

Lenda: Hey, can you help me with my homework, please?!

Genda: Okay, and if I do, you won't make a fuss about it!

Lenda: I'll try!

3 mins later.

Genda: THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER!

Lenda: Then what is 90 million?

Genda: WHA WHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lenda mocking her: WHA OH YEAH YOU ARE A TERRIBLE TUTOR!!!!!!!!

4 mins later.

Genda: What is the capitol of watchington?

Lenda: Uh.....Idaho!

Genda being sarcastic: Yes...it is not the capitol of watchington...BECAUSE IT IS A STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lenda: Oh, you mean Iowa!

Genda: UHHHHHHHHHHHH CUSS WORD!!!!!!!!!!

Lenda: U can't help that I'm the smart one...okay sweetie now you go be dumb and I go be smart! LATER SISTER! Oh wait, can you help me with my homework?

Genda: NO! You the smart one so you do it!

Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.

Seven ate nine.

Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?

Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.

What does PEMDAS stand for?

Penis enters my dad and sister.

Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?

There are 20 8 year olds.