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Mathematics Jokes
What does the B in BenoƮt B. Mandelbrot stand for?
BenoƮt B. Mandelbrot.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
Lenda: Hey, can you help me with my homework, please?!
Genda: Okay, and if I do, you won't make a fuss about it!
Lenda: I'll try!
3 mins later.
Genda: THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER!
Lenda: Then what is 90 million?
Genda: WHA WHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda mocking her: WHA OH YEAH YOU ARE A TERRIBLE TUTOR!!!!!!!!
4 mins later.
Genda: What is the capitol of watchington?
Lenda: Uh.....Idaho!
Genda being sarcastic: Yes...it is not the capitol of watchington...BECAUSE IT IS A STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda: Oh, you mean Iowa!
Genda: UHHHHHHHHHHHH CUSS WORD!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda: U can't help that I'm the smart one...okay sweetie now you go be dumb and I go be smart! LATER SISTER! Oh wait, can you help me with my homework?
Genda: NO! You the smart one so you do it!
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Penis enters my dad and sister.
Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?
There are 20 8 year olds.
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
If a girl says no twice š¤.
Mathematically thatās a yes, so youāre good to go!
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
