Mathematics jokes
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
2+2=🐟
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
Lenda: Hey, can you help me with my homework, please?!
Genda: Okay, and if I do, you won't make a fuss about it!
Lenda: I'll try!
3 mins later.
Genda: THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER!
Lenda: Then what is 90 million?
Genda: WHA WHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda mocking her: WHA OH YEAH YOU ARE A TERRIBLE TUTOR!!!!!!!!
4 mins later.
Genda: What is the capitol of watchington?
Lenda: Uh.....Idaho!
Genda being sarcastic: Yes...it is not the capitol of watchington...BECAUSE IT IS A STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda: Oh, you mean Iowa!
Genda: UHHHHHHHHHHHH CUSS WORD!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda: U can't help that I'm the smart one...okay sweetie now you go be dumb and I go be smart! LATER SISTER! Oh wait, can you help me with my homework?
Genda: NO! You the smart one so you do it!
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.