Mathematics jokes
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?
Do it in calculator.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.
I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."
What’s a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.
Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?
A: Duhhh!
Comment: Then solve it!
Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 5 percent?
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
I only believe in 12.5% of everything the Bible says.
Which makes me an eighth-theist.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering.
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
