Mathematics jokes
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?
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Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
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Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
Why is everyone scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.
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Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?
A: Duhhh!
Comment: Then solve it!
Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a
