Mathematics jokes
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
mmm I love desmos
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
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Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
Why is everyone scared of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.
Hello 🤩 I'm here to ask, are there more doors or wheels? Like for doors, dislike for wheels. Comment for your reasons. I'm interested to see what will happen.
Hi boyyyy!
Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?
A: Duhhh!
Comment: Then solve it!
Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a
