Mathematics Jokes - Page 19 - Worst Jokes Ever

Number

Why is everyone scared of 7?

Because 7, 8, 9 (seven ate nine)!

Word

I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".

Memes

People

Title

An image shows a furry white wolf sitting, looking sad with a rainy background. On top it reads "8 BILLION PEOPLE" and on the bottom "14 BILLION BUTT CHEEKS" with two sad emojis.

Mathematics memes

Number

Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.

Number

Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.

Number

Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?

Because 1028 1029.

Door

Hello 🤩 I'm here to ask, are there more doors or wheels? Like for doors, dislike for wheels. Comment for your reasons. I'm interested to see what will happen.

Boy

Hi boyyyy!

Formula

Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?

A: Duhhh!

Comment: Then solve it!

Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a

Memes

Cow

A black and white image of a cow with a speech bubble containing the Greek letter mu.

Graph

mmm I love desmos

A screenshot of the Desmos graphing calculator interface, showing a 3D graph of a cube made up of several sine and cosine equations. There is a list of the equations on the left and on the right the letters 'z' and 'y' are visible

Number

The image consists of three panels. In the first panel, blue Among Us character asks, "What number is between 12 and 13?" Orange and green characters are visible next to blue character. In the second panel, orange and green character respond with “69”, while red character responds with "PURPLE". In the third panel, we see the blue character with a red character ejected into space saying "IT'S 69, I KNOW NOW. IS 69. 69 69. Forgive me. Blue, can you delete my search history?"

Math class

Bitch how tf??

The image shows a man with a serious expression looking directly at the camera. Above him are the words "THAT MOMENT IN MATHS CLASS". Below him are the words "When the whole class is fighting over whether the answer is 7 or 8 and you got 188.". There is a small, yellow box in the top right with text written in a non-Latin alphabet.

School shooting

British people r so dumb dang

A close-up of a cartoon character with a wide, toothy grin. Text above the character reads: "WELL AT LEAST WE CAN GO TO BLOODY MATHEMATICS CLASS WITHOUT HAVING A BLOODY SHOOTOUT." Below the image, it says: "we don't have school shootings."

Video

The image shows a screenshot of YouTube's trending videos. The top five videos are about Drake, Kendrick Lamar and general relativity. The videos titles include: 'THE BOOGEYMAN CAME OUT TO PLAY! | Kendrick Lamar - Euphoria (Drake diss) (REACTION!!!)', 'How Drake Was In The Studio Listening To The Kendrick Diss', 'KENDRICK LAMAR RESPONDS TO DRAKE & J COLE!!! "Euphoria" (REACTION)', 'Something Strange Happens When You Follow Einstein's Math', and 'KENDRICK LAMAR HAS RECLAIMED HIS THRONE FROM DRAKE | KENDRICK LAMAR - EUPHORIA (DRAKE DISS)'.

Percentage

Dice

Ez

The image shows six different dice, each displaying the number 1. They are various shapes and colors. The total at the bottom right says '6'.

Function

Anwser this please

The image displays a mathematical formula defining the Riemann zeta function, expressed as ζ(s) = Σ 1/nˢ. Text provides definitions for the variables used in the function: ζ(s) as the Riemann zeta function, 's' as a complex variable, and 'n' as an integer.

Mathematics memes

Community

Cosmo the Intern

Teacher.desmos.com is the now cool math games lwk

king bob/aidsden

im counting to idfk

Unimportant Intelligence

Poll

On a scale of one to five what's your favorite number

Mathematics Community