Mathematics jokes
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Penis enters my dad and sister.
Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?
There are 20 8 year olds.
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Seven ate nine!
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.