Mathematics jokes
Why was 6 so afraid of 7? 7 killed 6's parents.
In geometry class, the teacher went up to the board and drew a 23-degree angle.
She then drew a 67-degree angle. The class was astonished when the angles started talking! The first one said, "That's a lovely blouse you're wearing," and the second one chimed in, "And I love what you've done with your hair."
The students asked the teacher if she knew what was going on. She sighed and said, "Well, these angles are supposed to be complementary, but I guess they don't know how to spell."
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.
Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You octoply, obviously.
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
Why does a Mexican want to learn math?
To study perimeter.
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.