Mathematics jokes
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
Memes
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Seven ate nine!
Why is 6 scared of 7?
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.