Mathematics jokes
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
Why is 6 scared of 7?
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
5+2 = 7
But 4+3 also = 7
So take your own path.
John: What's 9+10?
Jake: 21
What is 2+2? Fish.
Mrs. Mallara's boobs were (69) pounds. She said that was too too too much (69222), so she went to 51st Street (6922251) to visit Doctor X (6922251 x), and the surgery lasted 8 hours (6922251 x 8).
She ended up (the total flipped upside down spells boobless) (=)55378008
Calculate my dick, virgins!
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
What’s 10 + 1? = Tyler.
Number.
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!