Mathematics jokes
Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?
There are 20 8 year olds.
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Seven ate nine!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
Why is 6 scared of 7?
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"