Mathematics jokes

Why was six afraid of seven?

Six, seven.

If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?

Answer: A math problem.

"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."

Do this on a calculator.

There was this girl who was (13) but she wanted to be (84) but she was (45) but the doctor said (0). He said take these tablets (2x) a day, but she took them (4x) a day, and she ended up boobless.

What's the square root of 2001?

9/11

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Seven ate nine!

Why did 10 kill itself?

Because it was between 9/11.

Why did Ten die?

It was between 9/11.

Why is 1 equal to 22?

4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!

Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!

If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?

It was right in the middle of 9/11.

John: What's 9+10?

Jake: 21

Timmy has 5 apples.

His train is 7 minutes early.

Calculate the mass of the sun.

I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.

My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.

What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoît B. Mandelbrot.

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.

3+3=****