Mathematics jokes
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
Mrs. Mallara's boobs were (69) pounds. She said that was too too too much (69222), so she went to 51st Street (6922251) to visit Doctor X (6922251 x), and the surgery lasted 8 hours (6922251 x 8).
She ended up (the total flipped upside down spells boobless) (=)55378008
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
Funny Test Answers #7
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Teacher: What's 3 minus 1? Me: I don't know. Teacher: How about this, you have three cakes, I take one. How many cakes do you have? Me: Three. Teacher: If I take one cake from your three, what do you have? Me: Three cakes and a dead teacher.
Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.