Mathematics jokes
John: What's 9+10?
Jake: 21
5+2 = 7
But 4+3 also = 7
So take your own path.
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
What is 2+2? Fish.
Mrs. Mallara's boobs were (69) pounds. She said that was too too too much (69222), so she went to 51st Street (6922251) to visit Doctor X (6922251 x), and the surgery lasted 8 hours (6922251 x 8).
She ended up (the total flipped upside down spells boobless) (=)55378008
In geometry class, the teacher went up to the board and drew a 23-degree angle.
She then drew a 67-degree angle. The class was astonished when the angles started talking! The first one said, "That's a lovely blouse you're wearing," and the second one chimed in, "And I love what you've done with your hair."
The students asked the teacher if she knew what was going on. She sighed and said, "Well, these angles are supposed to be complementary, but I guess they don't know how to spell."
Calculate my dick, virgins!
What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!
What’s 10 + 1? = Tyler.
Number.
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
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You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
10+10
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.