Mathematics jokes
5+2 = 7
But 4+3 also = 7
So take your own path.
What is 2+2? Fish.
Mrs. Mallara's boobs were (69) pounds. She said that was too too too much (69222), so she went to 51st Street (6922251) to visit Doctor X (6922251 x), and the surgery lasted 8 hours (6922251 x 8).
She ended up (the total flipped upside down spells boobless) (=)55378008
Calculate my dick, virgins!
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
Memes
What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!
Number.
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
What’s 10 + 1? = Tyler.
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
10+10
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
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