Mathematics jokes
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
What is the highest number?
420.
Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
What do squats eat? Numbers.
What is 2+2? Fish.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.
It was one-sided.
An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: "You mathematicians don't know your limits."