Mathematics jokes
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
5+2 = 7
But 4+3 also = 7
So take your own path.
John: What's 9+10?
Jake: 21
What is 2+2? Fish.
Mrs. Mallara's boobs were (69) pounds. She said that was too too too much (69222), so she went to 51st Street (6922251) to visit Doctor X (6922251 x), and the surgery lasted 8 hours (6922251 x 8).
She ended up (the total flipped upside down spells boobless) (=)55378008
In geometry class, the teacher went up to the board and drew a 23-degree angle.
She then drew a 67-degree angle. The class was astonished when the angles started talking! The first one said, "That's a lovely blouse you're wearing," and the second one chimed in, "And I love what you've done with your hair."
The students asked the teacher if she knew what was going on. She sighed and said, "Well, these angles are supposed to be complementary, but I guess they don't know how to spell."
Calculate my dick, virgins!
Number.
What’s 10 + 1? = Tyler.
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
10+10
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.