What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!
Mathematics Jokes
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
10+10
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
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Do this on a calculator.
There was this girl who was (13) but she wanted to be (84) but she was (45) but the doctor said (0). He said take these tablets (2x) a day, but she took them (4x) a day, and she ended up boobless.
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
was (DYM 144).
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
