Mathematics jokes

5+2 = 7

But 4+3 also = 7

So take your own path.

John: What's 9+10?

Jake: 21

What is 2+2? Fish.

Mrs. Mallara's boobs were (69) pounds. She said that was too too too much (69222), so she went to 51st Street (6922251) to visit Doctor X (6922251 x), and the surgery lasted 8 hours (6922251 x 8).

She ended up (the total flipped upside down spells boobless) (=)55378008

Calculate my dick, virgins!

What is a threesome?

1 + 1 = 3

What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!

What do cows like to do?

Cow-culating!

What’s 10 + 1? = Tyler.

Number.

Classic.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.

Why did 10 run away?

Now it's 8, 9/11.

10+10

1+1=3, just add 9 months.

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in the middle of 9/11.

So 666-3629, so get it?

Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.

You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

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