Mathematics jokes
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
2 times 4 equals 18?
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
What is half of nine?
"ni"
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
Google search = 3.141592...
A rhombus.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
What is ioooooooo?
You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.