Mathematics jokes
I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
A mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m., and his wife is livid. "You swore that you'd be home by 11:45!"
"No," slurs the mathematician, "I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12."
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have?
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
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Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
2 times 4 equals 18?
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.