Mathematics jokes
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
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10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
What is half of nine?
"ni"
A rhombus.
What is ioooooooo?
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.