Mathematics jokes
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
What is half of nine?
"ni"
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
2 times 4 equals 18?
Google search = 3.141592...