What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
Mathematics Jokes
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
2 times 4 equals 18?
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
A rhombus.
Google search = 3.141592...
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
So 666-3629, so get it?
What is ioooooooo?
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
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I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
