Mathematics jokes
You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
What is ioooooooo?
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.