Mathematics jokes

What is half of nine?

"ni"

The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!

10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.

Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.

What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?

Nothing, triangles can't talk.

Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.

Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

What's 68+1? 69. Nice!

What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.

I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."

2 times 4 equals 18?

What did Jake say to Peggy?

"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"

A rhombus.

Google search = 3.141592...

"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."

So 666-3629, so get it?

What is ioooooooo?

Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.

I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.

What do math and me on P-hub have in common?

They are both hard.

I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.

Why did 10 kill itself?

Because it was between 9/11.