Mathematics jokes
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
How did number 1 kindly make number 2?
I got my ass kicked, let's be friends?
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
Low quality
Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.
What is ioooooooo?
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. I have too many problems.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
I only believe in 12.5% of everything the Bible says.
Which makes me an eighth-theist.
2 times 4 equals 18?
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.