Mathematics jokes

I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.

What do math and me on P-hub have in common?

They are both hard.

Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.

Why is 19 afraid?

Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.

What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?

Nothing, triangles can't talk.

2 7 73 53.

I'll give you time, figure it out.

I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!

I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."

Why is 6 scared of 7?

7 ate 9 and 10!

10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.

Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.

Google search = 3.141592...

"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."

A rhombus.

What did Jake say to Peggy?

"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"

What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.

Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.

Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

What's 68+1? 69. Nice!

2 times 4 equals 18?

What is half of nine?

"ni"

The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!