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Six and Seven

Anonymous
5 years ago ·
  • Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

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    Explanation

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    Listen here, smarty pants. The joke is that "7 8 9" sounds like "7 ate 9". Get it? Do I need to draw you a picture? You are not a smart cookie, that's for sure.

    Comments (2)

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    freshfry

    5 years ago

    IVE HERD THAT DAD JOKE

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    Accidental Finch

    1 month ago

    67

    DDouble Gorilla

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