Mathematics

Mathematics jokes

Digit

Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.

Number

Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!

Fish

There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.

Why did they only come home with 3 fish?

(Answer)

There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.

If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?

Time

How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?

One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.

Professor

A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.

His wife was up waiting for him.

"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.

He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."

Rapper

Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?

Because they have all the angles covered.

Number

Why is 19 afraid?

Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.

Angle

I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!

9/11

10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.

Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.