Mathematics jokes

If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?

It was between 9/11.

Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't get even.

Having sex with three people is a threesome.

Having sex with four people is a foursome.

Then maybe I am handsome after all...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.

Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.

Why did they only come home with 3 fish?

(Answer)

There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.

If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?

Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!

How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?

One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.

Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

But numbers can. (Lol)

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"

Question: Why was "6" scared?

Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!

"How do you make 7 even?"

"Take away the s."

Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?

Because they have all the angles covered.

A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.

His wife was up waiting for him.

"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.

He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."

2 times 4 equals 18?

What did Jake say to Peggy?

"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"

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"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."