Mathematics jokes
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
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Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.
His wife was up waiting for him.
"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.
He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.