Mathematics jokes
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
3.14% of sailors are... π-rates.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
Funny Test Answers #7
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
What do squats eat? Numbers.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
What's 1 + 1?
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
A mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m., and his wife is livid. "You swore that you'd be home by 11:45!"
"No," slurs the mathematician, "I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12."
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!
Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120
58008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.