Mathematics jokes
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
Having sex with three people is a threesome.
Having sex with four people is a foursome.
Then maybe I am handsome after all...
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.
His wife was up waiting for him.
"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.
He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.