Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
Mathematics Jokes
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.
His wife was up waiting for him.
"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.
He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What is half of nine?
"ni"
The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
