Mathematics jokes
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.
His wife was up waiting for him.
"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.
He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What is half of nine?
"ni"
The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.