Many jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four—one to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike.
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in Heaven.
ya boy edp is back many years later
Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.
One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."
"How many men does your wife have?"
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
Q: Why are flat-earthers seen so many these days? A: Because one girl wore an earth-printed shirt.
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb? Never enough.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.