How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light blub?
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?
That number is how many dicks you suck.
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
How many feet are in feet?
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
I was in the Sahara Desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, Pionel Pessi, the debut man, came to my rescue👨🚒. He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles; "big games," he replied. Thanks for saving my life, my idol.
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?
Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.
Student: Ok!!
Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?
Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.
Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.
Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.
Q. How many cops does it take to Put in a light bulb.A. Non they just beet the room for being black. 😂😂😂
A FedEx plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa, but the cargo door wasn't shut properly, and only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time's up! You took too long; you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off, but she was rescued 8 minutes later.
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
why did the goat have an abortion? because she already had too many kids!
Girlfriend:I just lost 5 pounds! Me:How many makeup wipes did you need?
a man came up to a girl a bout to jump off a cliff the man said why she then replies their are many monster in this world and i am one of them.
how many fat people are in my house 20 counting the kides in the basement
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
Your mama has slept with so many guys. She's starting to look like one.
