Many Jokes

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.

Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?

He was playing with too many strokes

why are so many people making fun of people with wheel chairs?

-they can’t stand up for themselves

~On a winter day many play. Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow im colder now~

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why cant you run with pencil in the hallway : cuz to many people got killed

Only if africans knew about condoms so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of aids

You take a plane from Australia your mom is American your dad is British and. Your brother (and you) is Canadian (well because they traveled along many places) you are eating dinner but you realized you were going to europe. You went sleepy and you forgot your pet named “Strallia”. But she could not go anyways so you had to leave her. When you went to europe you were in the “COUNTRY-SIDE”

How many mice dose it take to *screw* in a light bulb 2 ;)

How many times does it take to make a octopus laugh?

Tentickles

How did Jesus kill himself?

He fell from his bike

How many times did he die?

Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in heaven

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AYO IMAGINE HAVING A CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN BUT INSTEAD ITS COST A BILLION DOLLARS A GALLON AND YOU HAVE A HUNDRED THOUSANDS THAT NUMBER WILL NEVER EQUATE TO HOW MANY PORNO MAGAZINES AND ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES AND MALY LIQUORS STOLEN FROM MY BROTHER BEDROOM AS A DESPERATE ATTEMPT AT BEING EDGY AYO MAYBE INSTEAD OF THE FUTURE CARS BEING POWERED BY PETROLEUM OIL AND GASS BUT WITH HOT CHOCOLATE

Ex girlfriend “i can smell fish” Ex boyfriend “i can smell shit” Ex boyfriend “ well how many boys swam down there” Ex girlfriend “20!” Fish “ wasn’t mean I don’t swim around mistakes”