How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
Hannes asks his mother, "Mom, why are the peanuts called peanuts?" Mom replies, "Because they grow in the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why don't strawberries grow in the earth?" Mom replies: "The giraffes originally had a short neck, but it has grown from giraffe to giraffe. The same thing happened with the strawberries. They grew in the earth and grew higher from harvest to harvest until at some point their stems protruded from the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why is my neck so short?" The mother replies: "So many people died in the First and Second World Wars that our necks could not develop at all. It was the same in the Thirty Years' War. We humans have been in so many wars. The giraffes in none and that's why our neck is so short."
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...
It was wrong on so many levels
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb? Only one.... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb None they just like hanging in the dark
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild. He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
How many potato to feed the elephant
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many Aliens you cant keep track.
My cousin really loves baseball He always Brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors
Yeah, Asians have squinty eyes, but that's because they have had the displeasure of seeing so many ugly obese Americans in one place.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven
How many times does 50 fit into 9 Get in a van and find out
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many FANS
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many FARTS
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP
