How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about how the person couldn't get their lightbulb fixed in their basement because they didn't hire enough hookers to do it. I know it's a bit difficult to understand, because you probably still think the earth is flat.
Anonymous
None. Hookers don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in sleazy hotel rooms. Fixed your punchline.