Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
why are so many people making fun of people with wheel chairs?
-they can’t stand up for themselves
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
You take a plane from Australia your mom is American your dad is British and. Your brother (and you) is Canadian (well because they traveled along many places) you are eating dinner but you realized you were going to europe. You went sleepy and you forgot your pet named “Strallia”. But she could not go anyways so you had to leave her. When you went to europe you were in the “COUNTRY-SIDE”
How many mice dose it take to *screw* in a light bulb 2 ;)
How many times does it take to make a octopus laugh?
Tentickles
How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike.
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in Heaven.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.
Ayo imagine having a chocolate fountain, but instead it cost a billion dollars a gallon and you have a hundred thousands, that number will never equate to how many porno magazines and alcoholic beverages and malty liquors stolen from my brother's bedroom as a desperate attempt at being edgy. Ayo, maybe instead of the future cars being powered by petroleum oil and gas, but with hot chocolate.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got got so many bitches Because he is never around siri
Ex girlfriend “i can smell fish” Ex boyfriend “i can smell shit” Ex boyfriend “ well how many boys swam down there” Ex girlfriend “20!” Fish “ wasn’t mean I don’t swim around mistakes”
There r 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens, How many didn't?
A - 10
What would good be if it was a place?It would be a desert because it had to many droughts!
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
In Africa a koala and a kangaroo were very thirsty the kangaroo said that when they have no water they dig a hole and water comes out of it then the kangaroo digged and in 1 minute the koala said that is there any watering there now and the kangaroo said no and the koala had to wait for so many minutes and soon water came out of the the hole and then the koala jumped into the hole and drank water and the kangaroo wanted water too so he tried to pull out the koala but instead his tail got chopped off and then they never became friends again
