Many jokes

Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂

A FedEx plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa, but the cargo door wasn't shut properly, and only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?

Time's up! You took too long; you only had 4 seconds to answer it.

How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?

Open the fridge, put the elephant in, and close the door.

How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?

Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.

How did she survive?

Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off, but she was rescued 8 minutes later.

How many thumbs down can this joke get?

Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.

Why did the goat have an abortion?

Because she already had too many kids!

Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!

Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?

A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."

Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.

On a winter day many play.

Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.

Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!

Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?

Because they can’t stand up for themselves.

Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.

How many fat people are in my house?

20, counting the kids in the basement.

Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?

He was playing with too many strokes.

You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.

You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two ;)

How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles!

How did Jesus kill himself?

He fell from his bike.

How many times did he die?

Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in Heaven.

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.

Ayo imagine having a chocolate fountain, but instead it cost a billion dollars a gallon and you have a hundred thousands, that number will never equate to how many porno magazines and alcoholic beverages and malty liquors stolen from my brother's bedroom as a desperate attempt at being edgy. Ayo, maybe instead of the future cars being powered by petroleum oil and gas, but with hot chocolate.